Had your Christmas goose yet? I tend to find that a useful chatup line at this time of year, though it doesn’t work so well on those who have no sense of humour – but then, humourless people are no fun in bed anyway.
While there’s still a fair bit of bashing around going on as I get settled in to this blog (hang a few pictures, find the perfect place to stick my pint, stick on some suitable music and all that) I’m taking the opportunity of being part of Blissemas to try out what ought to be a regular feature once the machinery’s all warmed up.
Impertinent Questions will be getting asked probably once a week or so. Sometimes it will be a fellow author in the hot seat (or the Oh-No-Not-The comfy chair), sometimes it will be open to anyone who wants to have a go. When it’s the latter, there will be prizes. Mystery prizes, as I don’t keep track of what’s around in the way of useful or desirable objects, but you can rest assured that any such prizes are more likely to be a mucky book or two than a bucket of spiders.
Anyway, the Impertinent Questions on this occasion are:
1) Who would you most like to kiss under the mistletoe and why?
2) What’s the wildest thing you have ever done at a Christmas party?
3) Which Christmas foodstuff is best eaten off a desirable naked body?
You can answer all three or just one: post your answers as comments on or before December 21st. For the record, I’ll answer the second one myself: punched a tiresome workmate in the face after three bottles of red wine. I’m sure you can all do better than that.
As this is Blissemas, there are more prizes on offer, too.If you fancy winning an e-reader or a load of naughty e-books to sneakily read when the family are snoring their way through the Queen’s speech, comment on this blog or any of the other featured ones which you can find at http://blissemas.co.uk